"This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, we have a drink named after you!’ and the grasshopper says -”"You have a drink named Doug?" "Well, I was gonna use Phil." "Phil is certainly no funnier than Doug." 

"This grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey, we have a drink named after you!’ and the grasshopper says -
"You have a drink named Doug?" 
"Well, I was gonna use Phil." 
"Phil is certainly no funnier than Doug." 

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